Re: This would look good in PayPal's UA! :-)


Agent_C wrote:
> On 22 Nov 2005 10:11:16 -0800, "Dhakala" <NoPoliticalCalls@xxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> >>From the EULA of The Breeder Standard, a pedigree software package for
> >dog lovers:
> >
> >You agree, if purchasing by credit card or charge card, that you
> >permanently and irrevocably waive any and all right to cause a
> >"chargeback" (that is, a disputed, reversed or contested charge)
> >against this purchase for any reason whatsoever against Company or
> >other reseller of this license, effective as soon as you receive
> >registration code(s) from the Company, open the envelope containing the
> >program disk or otherwise install or use the Software. You agree that,
> >if you institute such a "chargeback", it constitutes a material
> >violation of this license, and damages Company in ways impossible to
> >calculate, and with long-term adverse effects to the Company.
> >Therefore, you agree to pay, and Company agrees to accept in
> >compromise, for each chargeback you may issue or directly or indirectly
> >cause to be issued against company, the amount of EIGHT THOUSAND
> >DOLLARS ($8,000.00) to Company (or the party selling you this license),
> >as liquidated damages and not as a penalty. You expressly confess, in
> >the event of such a "chargeback", that such chargeback constitutes
> >fraud and confess such fraud. You agree to pay all costs incurred by
> >company or the seller of this license in collecting these amounts.
>
> Thanks for posting that. I needed a good laugh!
>
> A_C

Here's another one: the programs sells for $109.95 + s/h.

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