Re: Nova Palin


"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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[
Cornstalk, Nebraska - Cornered yesterday afternoon in the Fashion section
of the
Mystic County Book Store, Sarah Palin flew into a frenzy when a science
writer
for the Mystic Weekly Magazine asked for her opinion regarding a NASA
report of
an looming supernova explosion.

"I don't know why people continue to believe these crazy ideas when there
is no
real evidence for it. It's just a theory," said Palin.
]
....
[
Informed that as the result of the supernova explosion the overall Milky
Galaxy
temperature might increase by about one third of one degree Celsius, Palin
whirled about and, spitting out pieces of her salmon sandwich, shouted,
"Thee,
that's what I mean. What's with all this thotholist Celsius stuff? It
ain't
American. If Fahrenheit was good enough for Jesus it ought to be good
enough for
you and me. So when I'm in charge there won't be any more of that. And you
can
tell all your socialist friends too that I intend to be President for ten
year
'cause I got all these roll-over-minutes left over from my Governship of
Alaska.
I bet you didn't know that Mr. Smarty Pants."
]

Yah, I wanna bang her too.


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