Re: OT Mt. Ararat Anomoly
On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:34:33 -0500, Kirk Gordon <kg1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Last month, my dog found a strange looking yellow spot in the snow in my back yard.
One time there was two farmers that lived out on the road to Carico. They was
always good friends, and Bill's oldest boy had been a-sparking one of Sam's
daughters. Everything was going fine till the morning they met down by the
creek, and Sam was pretty goddam mad. "Bill," says he, "from now on I don't want
that boy of yours to set foot on my place."
"Why, what's he done?" asked the boy's daddy.
"He pissed in the snow, that's what he done, right in front of my house!"
But surely, there ain't no great harm in that," Bill says.
"No harm!" hollered Sam. "Hell's fire, he pissed so it spelled Lucy's name,
right there in the snow!"
"The boy shouldn't have done that," says Bill. "But I don't see nothing so
terrible bad about it."
"Well, by God, I do!" yelled Sam. "There was two sets of tracks! And besides,
don't you think I know my own daughter's handwriting?"
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