The Average Cost For Everything



Ok, enough of this "average cost for a garage roof" messages.......

Lets concentrate on the average cost for EVERYTHING!!!!

Since everything has a price, the average cost for everything is
somewhere between one cent and one million dollars.

Sure, there are those coupons worth 1/100th of one cent, which means
that if you collect one hundred of them you can get a penny (which
always seemed like a fun thing to do), but it also says they have no
cash value. Therefore, you must pay one cent minimum to get anything
and everything.

At the same time, few things cost over one million dollars, excluding
commercial machinery, military equipment, government expenditures, and
the homes of the most wealthy. Therefore, the high limit for most
homeowners (remember, this is alt.home.repair), should be set at one
million dollars.

Knowing this, the next time anyone on here wants a price for anything,
simply tell them that they can expect to pay anywhere from one cent to
one million dollars. You will be correct 99.999999999999% of the time.

Anyone want to know any prices now? I'm ready to assist!!!!
(U.S. Dollars ONLY). If you use another currency, ask your mother
(assuming they have mothers in foreign countries)....

Here is some helpful info:

Roll of duct tape - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Garage roof - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Hammer - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Cookie - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Cost to paint a home - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Installed toilet - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
New home - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Replacement windows - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Microsoft windows - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Sex with a famous model - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Hamburger at McD - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
5lb Box of 16d sinkers - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Tube of silicone caulking - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
12 foot 2x4 - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Pot roast - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Pork and Beans (16 oz can) - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Furnace repair - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
New Chevy truck - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
HDTV - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Motel room for a night - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Gallon of gasoline - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Carpeting for the whole house - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Bag of dog food - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Roll of toilet paper - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Shot and a beer - $0.01 to $1,000,000.00
Sex with the President of the USA - Priceless!!!!

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