Re: Getting rid of Trick or Treaters - Permanently

On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:40:28 GMT, "olddog" <email@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


<Vampire-of-Death@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:a4jng4lk93v12cbm1lt88490mi68dbh781@xxxxxxxxxx
I knew this was going to be another year when there were hundreds of
stupid costumed children ringing my doorbell on Oct. 31. This year
the doorbell has not rang. What I did was remove the wires from the
bell. Then I took those wires and connected them to the wires that
feed one of the burners on my electric range. Outside, I placed a
strip of tinfoil over the doorbell button, and connected it to the
wiring behind the button. I made sure the concrete porch was soaking
wet. This way, I was able to adjust the charge the children received
by adjusting the burner temperature control on my range. For smaller
children, I used the low setting, for larger or obese children I
cranked it up to high.

This was my best trick ever. I now have 172 dead children on my front
porch, and more are coming.......

Trick or Treat......

No treat, just the TRICK !!!!


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Happy Halloween from the Vampire of Death.

Now if I could just figure out away to do that with the telephone.


connected to the caller ID unit, so it activates when "Unknown Number"
is shown. Now, nearly everyone has caller ID available and most of the
exceptions are telemarketers.

Olddog
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