Re: Getting rid of Trick or Treaters - Permanently

<Vampire-of-Death@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I knew this was going to be another year when there were hundreds of
stupid costumed children ringing my doorbell on Oct. 31. This year
the doorbell has not rang. What I did was remove the wires from the
bell. Then I took those wires and connected them to the wires that
feed one of the burners on my electric range. Outside, I placed a
strip of tinfoil over the doorbell button, and connected it to the
wiring behind the button. I made sure the concrete porch was soaking
wet. This way, I was able to adjust the charge the children received
by adjusting the burner temperature control on my range. For smaller
children, I used the low setting, for larger or obese children I
cranked it up to high.

This was my best trick ever. I now have 172 dead children on my front
porch, and more are coming.......

Trick or Treat......

No treat, just the TRICK !!!!


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Happy Halloween from the Vampire of Death.

Well aren't you just a real prince.
Who treated you like that when you were a kid?


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