Re: Fire Wood $199 (music related humor)



Twibil used his keyboard to write :
On Oct 30, 6:21 pm, Arlowe <bare.ar...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


1 sheet 4' x 8' 3/4" plywood: Circa $30.00
1 handfull of wood screws: Circa $5.00
1 set decent casters: Who needs casters? That's what roadies are for.
Total: $35.00, not counting carpet.

Castors are optional...
$100.00 for castors or:
 an increase in insurance premiums due to back injury claims.

Don't be silly: roadies are expendable (that's why they're roadies)
and they'd have to lift the riser into the back of the van eventually
anyway.

Besides, injured roadie goes well with fava beans and a good German
dark beer.



If you loose your roadie, where are you going to get your good dope from?

I bet ya can't build a 6'X 6' riser with one sheet of plywood tho :)

4 X 8 = 32 sq ft.
6 X 6 = 36 sq ft.

So ya knock off 1 sq ft. at all 4 corners and there you are: a 32 sq
ft. riser that's 3/4" tall.

The guitar players should get all of the attention anyway, so who
cares if the girls can't see the stupid drummer?

I stand corrected.


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