Re: Fire Wood $199 (music related humor)
- From: Arlowe <bare.arsed@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:45:44 +1100
Twibil used his keyboard to write :
On Oct 30, 6:21 pm, Arlowe <bare.ar...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
1 sheet 4' x 8' 3/4" plywood: Circa $30.00
1 handfull of wood screws: Circa $5.00
1 set decent casters: Who needs casters? That's what roadies are for.
Total: $35.00, not counting carpet.
Castors are optional...
$100.00 for castors or:
an increase in insurance premiums due to back injury claims.
Don't be silly: roadies are expendable (that's why they're roadies)
and they'd have to lift the riser into the back of the van eventually
Besides, injured roadie goes well with fava beans and a good German
If you loose your roadie, where are you going to get your good dope from?
I bet ya can't build a 6'X 6' riser with one sheet of plywood tho :)
4 X 8 = 32 sq ft.
6 X 6 = 36 sq ft.
So ya knock off 1 sq ft. at all 4 corners and there you are: a 32 sq
ft. riser that's 3/4" tall.
The guitar players should get all of the attention anyway, so who
cares if the girls can't see the stupid drummer?
I stand corrected.