Re: Acrylic Nails

Thomas wrote:
You sound like my redneck neighbor! He laughed for two days and
though it was so funny. Once you get them filed the right way no one
will ever be able to tell that you have them.

Actually, Ed's right. Having your nails done immediately
turns you in to a homosexual. The first time I had mine
done, I went right to the nearest gay bar and sang
YMCA at karaoke. Then I went home and redecorated my
bathroom and signed up for classes at the local
cosmetology school.

But it's worth it for the great nails.


Lumpy

In Your Ears for 40 Something Years
www.LumpyMusic.com


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