Re: Play guitar 10x faster and learn the fretboard 100%........

Ok, I'm always looking for a gimmick to play guitar faster and learn
the fretboard.

I tried buying/selling gear until I had just about one of every style
guitar out there and a matching amp. That didn't make me better. I then
tried different strings, but that didn't help.

I figured it might be easier for me to bring folks down to my level
rather than me rise to theirs so I started bad-mouthing all my fave
players. In the end, it didn't make me a better player, but it did
close the gap some, at least in my own mind.

This "practice" thing you suggest... your own word booklet... I mean, I
hope it's not something I have to do or spend time on. So, how do I get
past it?

I guess what I'm asking is, what is the secret to practice? Do you have
another booklet that tells me? That is, are you writing a series?

Let me know when you come out with the "The Secret to Practice". I'm
tired of folks keeping these secrets to themselves.


Angof (removeme) wrote:
YES YOU CAN LEARN THE FRETBOARD YES YOU CAN PLAY 10X FASTER YES YOU CAN BE
AN AMAZING GUITARIST. HOW?

WELL ITS A SECRET PASSED DOWN THROUGH GENERATIONS OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

YES ITS FINALLY HERE IN MY ONE WORD BOOKLET.

ARE YOU READY.......


ITS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND, 100% GUARANTEED TO IMPROVE YOUR PLAYING......


ARE YOU READY FOR THE SECRET OF STEVE VAI, MARK KNOPFLER, DIMEBAG DARRELL,
THOSE GUYS WHO WIDDLE REALLY FAST FROM DRAGONFORCE AND ALL THOSE OTHER
AMAZING PLAYERS...........


Practice




YES ...... WITH PRACTICE ***YOU*** CAN BECOME 10X FASTER AND LEARN ALL THE
FRETBOARD, BE AN AMAZING GUITARIST.


For more information please send a paypal payment of £1,000 to me at
i'llscamusucka@xxxxxxxxxxx and I will let you know about practicing.


Angof :-)

p.s. for those in doubt this isnt serious its a parody, although its true
practicing is THE best way to get better, dont send me paypal payments, well
not to that address because i made it up.

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