Re: Speaking of Darwinism


<handgunner@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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--Llarry Amrose wrote;
Out here a few years ago we had a rocket surgeon who got out of the bar
at closing time and discovered that he'd locked his keys in the car.
Showing a single burst of "cleverness", he called the cops. Officer
shows up, willing to open the door, but asks for ID first. Runs the guys
license to confirm, it comes up with an outstanding warrant. Starts to
cuff the guy, frisks him, a little baggie of coke falls out of his
pocket. Now remember -- this dipstick *called* the cops...
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We had one not long ago where the woman calls us and wants to report
that her ex-husband is running one of those dog fighting rings like
Michael Vick. While the two deputies are there in her living room
talking to her, they notice piles and piles of merchandise stacked in
her living room with tags still on from places like Wal Mart, K Mart,
Target, Home Depot etc. They inquire as to if she has receipts for this
stuff and suddenly she clams up and wants them to leave. Turns out she
and her mother are running a major shop lifting business. Both are
sitting in County Jail awaiting trial now. Ex-hubby's dog fighting ring
is still under investigation.

One of the biggest myths: "the criminal mastermind".

- Gary Rosen


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