# Re: OT: How to Confuse a Conservative Republican

On Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:41:08 -0800 (PST), Flying V <mikbob@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Here are a couple of good ones, sure to confuse your local
conservative republican (LV?).

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A baby bull is playing in the pasture. Suddenly, the farmer makes a
loud noise which startles the baby bull. Will it run to the mommy

Silly republican, there are no such things as mommy bulls!

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OK, so only LV fell for that one. Here's one for the smarter
conservative republicans in the group (if any).

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Three salesmen are traveling together & stop at a hotel for the
night. The sign said "Rooms \$10 per night." The hotel had only one
room available, so the 3 salesmen--being good friends, decided to
share the one room. Each man paid their \$10--for a total of \$30 and
headed off to find their room.

The hotel manager began to think....and finally decided that--since
the men were sharing a single room, \$10 per person was too much
money. So, he called the bell hop and asked him to please take \$5 and
give it back to the 3 salesmen. The bell hop starts thinking...."how
do I divide \$5 between 3 people?"

So, he sticks \$2 in his pocket and decides he'll give each man 1
dollar.

This means each man actually paid \$9 each for the room.

So, 3 times \$9 equals \$27....plus the \$2 in the bell hop's pocket,
equals \$29.

Where's the other dollar????

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If you really can't figure it out, ask the nearest person who is NOT a
conservative republican to explain it to you sometime. If they won't

<grin>

Mike

Mike

If that's the best ya got...the Republicans really don't have much to
.

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