Re: OT: How to Confuse a Conservative Republican
- From: jtees4 <jtees4@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:58:38 -0500
On Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:41:08 -0800 (PST), Flying V <mikbob@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Here are a couple of good ones, sure to confuse your local
conservative republican (LV?).
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A baby bull is playing in the pasture. Suddenly, the farmer makes a
loud noise which startles the baby bull. Will it run to the mommy
bull or the daddy bull?
Silly republican, there are no such things as mommy bulls!
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OK, so only LV fell for that one. Here's one for the smarter
conservative republicans in the group (if any).
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Three salesmen are traveling together & stop at a hotel for the
night. The sign said "Rooms $10 per night." The hotel had only one
room available, so the 3 salesmen--being good friends, decided to
share the one room. Each man paid their $10--for a total of $30 and
headed off to find their room.
The hotel manager began to think....and finally decided that--since
the men were sharing a single room, $10 per person was too much
money. So, he called the bell hop and asked him to please take $5 and
give it back to the 3 salesmen. The bell hop starts thinking...."how
do I divide $5 between 3 people?"
So, he sticks $2 in his pocket and decides he'll give each man 1
dollar.
This means each man actually paid $9 each for the room.
So, 3 times $9 equals $27....plus the $2 in the bell hop's pocket,
equals $29.
Where's the other dollar????
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If you really can't figure it out, ask the nearest person who is NOT a
conservative republican to explain it to you sometime. If they won't
help you out, try asking a 5th grader.
<grin>
Mike
Mike
If that's the best ya got...the Republicans really don't have much to
worry about.
.
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