Re: TODAY'S WARM-UP STORY...

Lord Valve wrote:

gemjack wrote:

On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:42:06 -0700, Lord Valve
<detritus@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

gemjack wrote:

On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 08:06:35 -0700, Lord Valve
<detritus@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Today's true story:

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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's
a robot bartender.

He bellies up to the bar and the robot says,
"What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings his drink and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to engage him in a
discussion about physics, space exploration
and state-of-the-art medical technology.

The guy finishes his whiskey and leaves, but he's
curious; he goes back into the bar to try an
experiment with the robot.

He steps up to the bar and the robot bartender
says, "What will you have?" "Whiskey," he
replies.

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and
asks him, "What's your IQ?"

This time, the guy says, "It's 104."

So the robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser, the Saints and the LSU Tigers

The guy leaves again, but decides to experiment
a bit further, so he goes back into the bar once
more.

Again, the robot asks, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him
his whiskey.

Like before, the robot then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So - you
people still happy with Barack Obama?"

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Nah, too predicable, saw it coming a mile away. Try again.

-gj

Oh, sorry.

I'll try to come up with something that's less predicable
next time, OK, sweety-pie? After all, my assertion *was*
a bit too close to the mark for your comfort, eh? <whoooosh>

Not at all, I love a *good* political joke, even if it's about Obama.
Unfortunately you haven't told one yet.

-gj

<whooooooosh>

Look up "predicable," asswipe. <whoooooosh>

Yeah. Dumbass!


Got guns?

Lord Valve
American - so far




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