Re: OT: Morgage
- From: JP <JP@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:22:08 -0600
On 23 Jan 2009 01:58:13 GMT, claudel@xxxxxxxxx (Claude V. Lucas)
In article <of7in45f8kb90cfg0gciscnpmmmirrr4ia@xxxxxxx>,Saw it "coming"..lol
JP <JP@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage
and no bike!
Here's an oldie:
So, GW dies and finds himself in He11 talking to the Devil, who
seems to be having an overcrowding problem.
Lucifer says to the late President:
"This is how it's gonna be. We don't have enough room for all the
newcomers, so I've been letting someone leave when I find somebody
to take their spot.
I'm gonna show you three rooms, and *you* get to pick which room
you want to occupy for the rest of eternity.
I'll then release the occupant of that room and you can take their
Bush ponders this for a moment and responds:
"It doesn't sound like much of a deal, but I have to do what I
have to do."
So, they check out the first room and in it is Richard Nixon who
is hung up by his wrists and is being whipped by a bunch of smarmy
little trolls who are showing him little mercy.
"Well, I don't think I want that, let's see the next room"
They check out the second room and in it is Ronald Reagan, who is
strapped to a dunking chair and is being repeatedly dunked in a
large vat of fetid sewage water by a couple of minor demons.
Bush is getting scared now and whines:
"Well, I don't think I want that either, let's see the next room"
Next, they check out the third room and in it is Bill Clinton
sitting at a desk that looks much like the one in the Oval Office
and there is a young, attractive woman under the desk with her
head bobbing up and down.
GW ponders for a minute and says:
"That looks like something I could handle, I think I'll choose
Satan then proclaims:
"Alright then, your choice is final."
He then opens the door of the third room and tells one of the
I found your replacement, you're free to go."
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