Re: Twas The Night Before Elections

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
The hookers were working
Republicans with pants down

I, in my bathrobe
Looking quite staid
Wondering if JP
Knows Larry Craig

When all of a sudden
There arose such a clatter
I peered out of my window
Saw McCain mad as a hatter

He had come for my children
Their draft cards in his hand
Cause troops he'll be needing
If he wants a war in Iran

Sarah Palin was with him
Snappily dressed on the GOP's bill
A Bible she was thumping
Speaking in tongues she made me feel ill

Behind them was a dark figure
He gave them a push
His face was well hidden
But I could tell it was Bush

On Abramoff, On Cheney
On Blackwater and Halliburton!
On Rumsfeld and Gonzalez
The foul names had my ears hurtin'

With wheezes and gasps and finally a fart
The obese crew put motion into a cart
Loaded high with all our Constitutional rights
And our 401Ks I realized as they rolled into the night

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
Get off of your butt

[I left that last bit as it was JP, it's the only part you got right.]


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