GLOBAL WARMING HITS DENVER!

Last night's official low, MINUS 18 degrees (Fahrenheit, of course - the
real ones) for a new all-time record for this date. It was 8 below while
I was driving to work. Hell, it might get all the way up to +15 or so
today.

Sweltering, huh? I can see the oceans (both of 'em...we're kinda
elevated here) rising rapidly. I'm gonna go buy some hip waders,
just in case. If the sea level doesn't become a problem, at least
they'll be usefull for wading through all the Global Warming
bullshit on this NG.

Suckers.

Lord Valve
Globally Warm



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