OT From Grandma, on politics old school style.
- From: Rich Koerner <richk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 12 May 2006 02:08:53 -0400
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy,
and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
"Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
electric chair."
Regards,
Rich Koerner,
Time Electronics.
http://www.timeelect.com
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