Re: BLOWOUT

'85 MIJ '62 Strat wrote: 
John King wrote:

'85 MIJ '62 Strat wrote:

John King wrote:


(2) You don't know Jack *** about Canada's oil potential; 




Evidently, in pure AGA fashion, it's YOU who hasn't followed the
story out of Alberta ;-)


King of the John 




While you were sucking on the Navy titty, I was building the machinery
to map those reserves.


Your penchant for recent-ancient history is boring, pops. I left active duty and went into the inactive reserves in 1982. A quarter of a century ago.

Truck mounted "ground pounders" for seismic graph surveying and also once worked in a lab examining core samples to
determine the potential of such "reserve" fields worldwide. 


Great! WHAT could your outdated perception of what's important in the
game prove useful to anyone? You are the last to realize that the entire
approach taken by you _then_ is irrelevent today and tomorrow! It
turns out that you're like some doddering old Kaiser watching some
young upstart mobilize a blietzkreig.

(I figure even the furher-loving neocons semi-reading this despite
illiteracy, might sorta-kinda "get it", given an analogy at their
emotional EQ speed)


Yeah, it's up there. But you aren't going to get gushers by poking and casing a few simple holes in the ground like the formerly easy diggin's
in Texas and the theocratic state of Okiezakistan. You'll pay dearly* for
that oil from the Alaska reserves and Canada, I promise you. 


You complete carbuncle *** squirt fer brainz!

The ENTIRE game has changed. Your incapacity to accept it has nothing to
do with truth, reality and progress. It's ALL about the spread between cost and profit. You are yammering about costs relative to *YOUR* antiquated, obsolete notion of what's *"DEAR". You corpse you! Here's
a clue: Oil in your sieve between the ears costs $3.00 a barrel and sells for 19 cents a gallon.

In 2006, the $60-$70 / bbl and $2.70 /Gal at the pump, as well as 9/11/01, Saudi Arabia's DIRECT PROVEN involvement (not Iraqs) has requisitioned a revolutionary oil search mechanism and THAT points to
CANADA...il Sand! YES!

Mass public Murka's selfish, IDIOT, GM /FORD 300+ HP SUV / Pikup Truk mentality done gas guzzled the demand / supply equation too.


You don't even want to get into the *reality* of pipeline and refinery
problems and capacities with me.


You are incapable of thinking forward and stuck in "old school", then-true, future-false realities. This discussion, if continued
would be like a kid in 1904 looking at a decrepit old fart on a porch
bitching about the impossibility of new-fangled motor driven coaches
ever replacing the horse.


Regards,

John King 


Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold
and you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold
-Frank Zappa



What an ODD way to quote Frank Zappa! Undoubtedly, if indeed this
'quote' is truly attributable to him in anyway whatsoever, he was
spoofing the death-bed rattle class of people like King of the John here.

Hey Brown Swirl-

Give us the exact song, context or book page from which your "bite"
here was extracted....

(He'll act as though this request wasn't made, or provide a witless
response proving my burial of Queen of the Urinal here).



Album: "Apostrophe" Song: "I'm the Slime" Ask Pete, he'll know.

I didn't have to look it up; because I can recite the whole song
from memory. Seen it performed in concert more than once.

You can pretend that my knowledge is antiquated, but the fact remains
that this is cheap and easily recovered oil that's now selling for
$50-60 a bbl. Wait till you see what it costs to sift if from under
the tundra; pipe it down, and run it through environment friendly cat
crackers.

Go back in the archives and look at how I bitch slapped that poor
moron some months ago; who was going to save the world with his "underwater drilling rigs." He was just as clueless of a goober as
you are.

BTW, I was driving a 45+ MPG car and 65+ MPG cycle in the 1980s.
Tell me again about how I'm "so behind the times." It's gonna take
you and your wanna-be MENSA pseudo intellectualism a couple of decades
to even comprehend what I've known all along.

Come on sparky, liberate our poor under privileged minds. Reveal the
future according to MVM. You've been crapping out ever since you hit
aga. What you try to pass for "insight" and "predictions" wouldn't
make fit toilet paper, much less an actual dissertation of anything
resembling potential prophecy.

Your booger corral on the toilet stall wall "published writings"
which you so proudly display at the drop of your pants, reads like
a "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy" editorial in a community college
student newspaper.

Oh yeah, and while I'm on a roll... Quit taking credit for having
anything to do with Willie deciding to vacate the premises. Maybe
RK gave him a shiner, but all you did was call the blow by blow.
Let's not confuse Cossell with Ali huh?

We're having fun now huh?

You may grovel now servant. Howl, bay at the moon my little cur.

As always, Your KING,

JOHN
I may be vile and pernicious, but you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me yet? - FZ
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