Re: Music Menu For Guitar - DON'T POST BINARIES

M.J.P. wrote: 
Of course, selecting one's vocabulary from the sewer is
bad etiquitte in any newsgroup.



Can i ask you a question,

I hear this  sewer vocabulary in the
Grocery store,
Wal-Mart,
Post Office,
Place of work.
TV, Radio, DVD's, CD's,
On the street, parking lots, in schools,
Read it in books, read it in graffiti, on bathroom stalls, get it in Spam,
Hear my girl say it (exciting) hear my kid say it (gets punished)
hear my mom say it( lmao) and i say it.( when necessary)

So i would say that my question is why does Usenet have to be linguistically
clean when this language is in common use on a daily basis around you?
Isn't that kind of Puritanical, or at the least unreasonable to expect
people
to follow?
MJP


ANS:

To a limp wrist none of them has entered a hairy wet meat curtain with his

Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ass blaster
Apple-headed monster
Bavarian Beefstick
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Belly stick
Bitch stick
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue-veined *** chucker
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream cannon
Creamstick
Crotch cobra
Cum pump
*** companion
*** pumper
*** rifle
*** scrubber
Docking tube
Dolphin
Doughnut Holder
Dumb stick
Early riser, The
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
Elmer the glue shooter
Everlasting gob-dropper
Executive staff
Fallopian fiddler
Fetus feeler
Flesh bat
Flesh missile
Fool sticker
*** ferret
*** flute
*** puppet
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Gherkin
Giggle stick
Gluestick
Goo pipe
Gravy maker
Hair splitter
Hairy snake
Handwarmer
He who must be obeyed
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
High pressure vein cane
His Eminence
Hog
Hole cork
Honeystick
Hot beef injector
Hymen hammer
Johnny Come Early
Kick stand
Knee knocker
Komodo Dragon
Leader of the sack
Lizard
Lobster
Love leg
Love log
Love muscle
Love pump
Love weasel
Main vein
Manchild
Mangina
Mangroin
Manimal
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man meat
Man muscle
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Meat missile
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Middle leg
Mighty anaconda, The
Milkman
Mini-me
Mojo
Morning muscle
Mr. Happy
Mr. Mouth Missle
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed moisture missle
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed yogurt thrower
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Pennis the Menace
Pigsticker
Pimp cane
Pink seeking missile
Piss pump
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon pounder
Poon wrecker
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pudding cannon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pumping pole of penile power
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
*** duster, The
*** piston
*** plumber
*** plunger
*** poker
*** pounder
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quick shot Sam
Red helmeted love warrior
Richard Cranium
Richard Head
Root of all evil
Round steak
Ruby-headed love dart
Russell the love muscle
Shiny banana
Shithook
Slippery love dolphin
Snot Nazi
Snot rocket
Snot sausage
Sperm belcher
Splooge moose
Spoo shooter
Spunk blaster
Spunk spitter
Spunk stick
Stainmaker
Stink hammer
Throat spackler
Throbbing blood sword
Tonsil tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
Trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Trouser trombone
Trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
Tube steak
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torquer
Twat torpedo
Twat washer
Twelve inch train of pain
Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Vagina miner
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit Rod
Weapon of ass destruction
Whore hammer
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wife's best friend
Wife's worst enemy
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under, The
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zipper ripper, The
Zipper trout

in EONS. :-)
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