Re: OT: The change from Demaocrat to Republican


"Boyd Williamson" <zoid@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:BF72D525.A50B%zoid@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
: On 10/12/05 1:01 PM, in article
: Xbc3f.1903$y14.1298@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Green/Pace"
: <1wise@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
:
: > Subject: College
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > A 19-year-old girl named Sue was about to finish her first year of college.
: > She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and her father was a
: > staunch Republican.
: >
: > One day, Sue was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to
: > programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in
: > school. She proudly answered that she was going to get a 4.0 GPA but it was
: > really tough on her. She had to study all the time, never had time to go
: > out and party and often went sleepless because of all
: > the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have
: > many college friends because of all her studying.
: >
: > He then asked how her friend Mary, who attended the same college, was doing.
: > Sue replied, "Mary is barely getting by. She has a 1.0 GPA, never studies,
: > is very popular on campus and is at parties all the time. She often doesn't
: > show up for classes because she is hung over and I am afraid that she is
: > going to be kicked out of school."
: >
: > Her father then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office
: > and ask if she could take 1.0 off of her 4.0 and
: > give it to her friend Mary who only had a 1.0. That way, Mary could have a
: > 2.0 GPA and she would still have a 3.0 GPA, which is still an above-average
: > GPA.
: >
: > The daughter fired back and said, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really
: > hard for mine, and my friend has done nothing."
: >
: > The father smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
:
: Hmmm. That doesn't explain how Dubya got through Yale, Harvard, and the
: Texas Air National Guard.
:
: "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.
: That's what I'm telling you." : 2005
:
: "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be
: in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would
: be a lot better off." : Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
:
: "We all thought there was weapons there, Robin. My opponent thought there
: was weapons there." : Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
:
: "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" : Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
:
: Zoid


Thanks. I only wish it were funny )`:
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