Re: France...


"Joe" <joe@xxxxxxx> wrote in message news:...
> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
> that
> it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".
>
> The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and
> "Collaborate".
> The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
> white Flag
> factory, effectively disabling their military.
>

Hillarious!

See ya,
John


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