Re: joke of the day
- From: "spiritrising" <miketwofeathers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2008 07:02:13 -0500
looks like google might have cut half of it off, but its on ther news
server. branding hasn't been done in a long time..now its ear tags and
chips. spiritriisng
"rAzZbAr" <glakk@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Sep 6, 5:36 am, "spiritrising" <miketwofeath...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise
cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my
wife
favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted
the
Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_Y."
That's it? When I was viewing the preview of this post, it ended right
here. I wasn't sure if the joke ended here, so I followed the link.
I'm sure glad the story didn't end there... 'cause that's just dumb.
"But, where are all your cattle?"
"None have survived the branding."
And it that's just sick. Hehe, I sure hope this is just a made
up story, 'cause if it really did happen, it shouldn't be funny to
anybody. Oh hell, I want to rant but can't type very well right now. I
wanted to go off about how the cattle are going to die, that being a
requisite to the cattle's purpose and destination, the table. Dead.
Because to eat live cattle would be really sick. Or would it? Why
couldn't you have a barbecue where flesh is carefully removed from the
anesthetized animal. Then the animal would be allowed to heal. That
way the same animal could yield hundreds, maybe thousands of pounds of
delicious flesh over a long lifespan. Most of the time the animal
would be pastured and grained in order to grow new tissue. Then from
time to time, that tissue would be harvested. They could even have
these cool white rubber aprons to wear. They could throw a barbecue
for a birthday or wedding or something, and bring a cow out to the
place and harvest and cook immediately. No fresher steak is possible.
Special animals could be trained to do the actual harvesting, such as
dogs, which are uniquely gifted by nature to remove masses of flesh
from larger animals. A fire could be built, first fueled by tinder,
and later from fat tissue harvested from the beast. Meat, rosted over
the smoky fire if its own fat. It can be yours if you sign up now.
.
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