Re: joke of the day

"whistler" <whistler-ab@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:1173665803.525085.91970@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:


Man walks into a bar in Lexington, Kentucky ... orders a drink.

While at the bar watching TV, one of President Bush's press
conferences comes on. The man stands up and announces to
everyone, "Bush is such a horse's ass!"

The bartender reaches under the bar, brings out an oak club about
18 inches long and hits the man across the head, knocking him
off his stool and onto the floor.

After a minute or two, the man gets up, straightens himself up and
says to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was still Bush
country."

"It's not," replies the bartender, "It's horse country."


Now THAT'S Funny!

Dave
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