Re: Ignignokt Terrorizes Boston! Nation at Highest Alert!
- From: "菩薩" <psychedelictourist@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 1 Feb 2007 20:35:09 -0800
What ever happened to "Standing Tall" in the Homeland?
fascists-are-winning" environment that Bush has created has reduced
our once proud country into Ralphie from the Simpsons.
meanwhile...... in the REAL world....
The worst homicide squad in the country
The Boston Police Department doesn’t catch killers, so the killing
keeps getting worse
BY DAVID S. BERNSTEIN
"We are mooninites from the inner core of the moon. Some would say
that the earth is our moon, but that would belittle the name of the
moon... which is: the moon."
- Terror note left at the scene of the crime in Boston yesterday.
Security services in Boston were throw into a panic yesterday because
of fears the city faced a series of bomb explosions from the terrorist
group, the Mooninites. In the biggest security scare in the city since
9/11, police and other units found 10 packages left on bridges and
outside a medical centre, each with a blinking electronic device many
suspect were planted in advance of an alien invasion.
With the US more jittery than usual about a possible terrorist attack,
news channels maintained regular updates throughout the afternoon as
bomb squads went into action. Roads and bridges were closed off. The
coastguard was called out to block off traffic on the Charles river
and the subway was also suspended.
President Bush was visiting Wall Street at the time of the attacks. He
was inside a conference room reading "The Little Black Goat" to Wall
street analysts when informed of the discovery of the first mysterious
Later, at an undisclosed location George W. Bush released the
following statement to the press:
"Mooninite attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings,
but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter
steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. The terror
cell that struck Boston today was led by a fanatic alien that goes by
the name of Ignignokt. He and his associate Err come from the inner
core of the moon. He has 5000 dimensions, verticle leap is beyond all
measurement, and is an excellent speller. Ignignokt works with known
terrorists, Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad. We didn't ask for this
global struggle, but we're answering history's call with confidence,
and a comprehensive strategy. Defeating a broad and adaptive network
of aliens and fast food characters requires patience, constant
pressure, and strong partners in Europe, the Middle East, North
Africa, Asia and beyond. Working with these partners, we're disrupting
militant mooninite conspiracies, destroying their ability to make war,
and working to give millions in a troubled region of the world -
Boston - a hopeful alternative to resentment and violence."