Re: Hank Kimball, Sam Drucker, and Fred Ziffel stopped by this afternoon......only Mr Haney stayed to puff a bowl...

episode #12621
3rd season

Lots of problems and lots of solutions in this episode!! Bodhi needs to
get his firewood split before it starts snowing in two weeks, but it's
going to take more than three weeks to get a chainsaw delivered from
Mr. Drucker's store. Joe Carson needs $15.00 for a shotgun, but he has
no money, and duck season is quickly approaching!

Joe secretly comes up with a solution for both of their problems! He
tells the woodsmen of Challenge mountain that Bodhi is hosting a wood
chopping contest, complete with free lunch and valuable prizes! With
the $1.00 entrance fee he charges the woodsmen, Joe is able to buy his
shotgun. However, Bodhi is shocked when his neighbors show up, and
since he doesn't have any prizes, he explains to the woodsmen that Joe
has tricked them.

In typical Hooterville fashion, Bodhi's neighbors say that they knew
Joe was scamming them (he always did!), and that if Bodhi needed his
wood cut, all he had to do was ask (and give them free lunch)!

Now there's two new problems! How could Dia cook lunch for 75 people
AND get Mrs. Ziffle and Mrs. Miller to stop arguing about who cooked
the best fried chicken? The solution is obvious...Dia holds a little
contest of her own, with the prize being their leopard skin couch.

......and THAT's when Mr Haney sparked up the bowl....


Sing to the tune: "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.

Bodhi : No, New York
is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling hay
I just adore a penthouse view
Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.

Dia: The Chores.......

bodhi : The Stores..........

Dia : Fresh air

bodhi: Times Square

You are my wife. Goodbye city life.

Green Acres, we are there!

namaste;
bodhi

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