Don't follow me, I'm lost too

So who wants to be a GURU...
Not me....
GURU's have a funny way of being murdered
on satanic holy days requiring human sacrifice....
I wonder what makes these holy men want to
volunteer to be murdered in a BABYLON religion
(Hare Krishna, Jesus, Buddist, Kali......)
I guess someone brainwashed them into giving up
and giving in to a power bigger than themselves
that they can't see until they are dead....

OH SHIT.....I gotta go...men in black suits

*Boomer

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