Re: Upcoming Mount Changes - Patch 3.2

ScratchMonkey <ScratchMonkey.blacklist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Catriona R <catrionarNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in news:79d0abF1pl1jfU1
@mid.individual.net:

yeah it's getting too easy now, no wonder there's so many clueless lvl
80s around

I don't mind clueless, as long as they're not rude and willing to learn.
It's the clueless ones that think they know everything and are upset at
getting advice that I can't stand. (I've found that the more one knows, the
more one realizes how ignorant one truly is. I endeavor to be the most
ignorant person in the universe.)

Time to repost this. It was obviously written back when the level cap was
still 70, and I haven't figured out a good way to reword it for eighty so
it still scans, but the prinicples of the song remain true.

Max Level Newbie
by Rob Wynne
TTTO: "I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General" by Gilbert and
Sullivan

I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70
I've never been on raids, but I insist that I would like to be
I know the kings of Azeroth, but what they drop's a mystery
From Netherstorm to Shadowmoon, no one has ever heard of me
I'm very uninformed about the way to play my character
And if your toon is female, I will prob'ly grin and hit on her
On every pull at the worst time, I will hit tab and free the sheep
And halfway through the boss fight, i'll be in a corner fast asleep

I AFK in battlegrounds, thats how I got my purple gear
The stats don't match my build, but I still like the way that I appear
In short, you see I have no clue and everyone I know agrees
I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70

I've been to Ironforge, and yet I do not know the tram exists
I pester folks on general to take me out to Tanaris
Although I've never played your class, if we team up it won't be long
Before I tell you all the things I think that you are doing wrong
Invite me to your group and i'll insist that you should summon me
Then when you do I'll ask for food and other things that I might need
Before the pull has been discussed I rush right in to start the fray
But when the fight gets out of hand I am the first to run away

I ninja loot by rolling need on every drop that's green or blue
And if you haven't kicked me yet, I'll do it on the epics too
And so, you see why everyone in Shattrath City laughs at me
I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70

My warriors try tanking with no shield and a two handed sword
My priests will heal you only right up to the point that they get bored
My rouges pickpocket every mob and cause the pull to go awry
My shamans never use their totems even when you ask them why
My warlocks never look to see what's nearby when they cast a fear
My druids always go to dungeons wearing the same set of gear
My paladins cast random seals and never bring a judgment down
My hunters pets chase random mobs and during fights just run around

I run from PVP but I will gank you when your back is turned
Although I post in forums, I don't read them so Ive never learned
That while I claim that I'm the greatest player you will ever see
I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70

--
Rob Wynne / The Autographed Cat / doc@xxxxxxxxxxx
http://www.autographedcat.com/ / http://autographedcat.livejournal.com/
Gafilk 2010: Jan 8-10, 2010 - Atlanta, GA - http://www.gafilk.org/
Aphelion - Original SF&F since 1997 - http://www.aphelion-webzine.com/
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  • Re: Max Level Newbie Song
    ... And halfway through the boss fight, i'll be in a corner fast asleep ... I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70 ... Before the pull has been discussed I rush right in to start the fray ... My paladins cast random seals and never bring a judgment down ...
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