Re: NEW World of Warcraft Total Exploits Guide Available

eqtotalsecrets@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
> Over 300+ all new World of Warcraft Exploits available at:
>
> http://www.whoeverbelievesthiscrapdeservestobescammed.com
>
> Here's a few examples: (full description at the website)
>
> Mining and Goldsmithing Guide

There's no goldsmithing in WoW.

> Easy money in Feerrott

There's no Zone called Feerrott in WoW. A quick google search reveals that
it exists in EQ2. Are we copy pasting stuff, eh? Amazing all those
cross-game cross-company exploits ! Sure makes me believe in the
reliability and quality of your exploit listing.

> Mage AoE areas

Mage's need certain areas for AoE? Since when? Rubbish.

> Shaman Guide

Yawn.

> Alliance Leveling 1-20 All Class

Someone needs help leveling to 20? Hey, can I interest you in a statue down
in Stranglethorn?

> Enchanting Guide

Yawn.

> Dwarven Hunter Guide

Yawn.

> Massive Cash Levels 55-60

Haha. Kill stuff, sell loot.

> Nice Farming/Leveling Spot (55+)

Same as above.

> Level 28 Cash Technique

Yeah level 28 is really special money wise. Or not.

> Priest Guide

Yawn.

> Druid [Intermediate] Guide

What not even finished? Here I'll help: Go do quests.

> Leatherworking And Skinning Guide

Yawn.

> Mage Guide

Where? In the aforementioned AoE areas? :-)


> Gold Exploit

Whatever. Why would I need cash guides / farming spots if this would work?

> Fishing Skill Exploit

Yeah, sure.

> Targetting Exploit

U-hu.

> AFK Fishing Macro

For free: Type "/afk", press Esc, go to interface and select that it won't
clear AFK status on movement and actions. Type "/afk" again to turn afk
status off.

Oh, and yawn, by the way.

> Warrior Exploit - Unlimited Powers Stat

Yeah, sure.

> Hunter / Warlock exploit

Oh, very specific. Did I say yeah sure yet?

> Super Run Speed

Clock skew effect. Gets you flagged. Have fun trying it.

> Transfering items across factions

Boah, go to Tanaris, go to Gadgetzan, think hard about how to use the
_cross-faction auction house_ to obtain desired effect. Eat cookie.

> Fishing skill exploit

We already had that, dude.

> Ranged Attack Power Damage exploit

U-huh, sounds almost believable.

> Name Exploit

*raising eyebrows* whatever.

> Duel Exploit

Patched away loooooong time ago.

> Buy Multiple Limited Items

Doh. Send uniques to your mule chars. Get more.

> Levitation

Priest spell, yes?

> Free Spell Exploit

Whatever.

> Dupe / Money exploit

Yep, that's why you'll need all the other exploits, because they work so..
well..?

> Dual Wield Magic Exploit

You cannot wield magic in Wow. Another EQ2 copy paste quality error, eh?

> Flying Mounts Exploit

No exploit. Simple bug that yields no advantage at all. At most some
amusement.

> Instant Armor/Item Exploit

Yeah, sure.

> Item Roll Exploit

Jup, completely server controlled, but hey, you might get some suckers.

> Getting unlimited rest xp

Yeah, sure.

> Unbelieveable tracking program!

Tracking your credit card usage in web forms, that is!

> The floating exploit

See levietation further up.

> PK Neutral Towns

Whatever.

> Fishing Exploit

Already had this. Twice. Must be so cool it's worth mentioning three times

> Easy Money Making Exploitable Spot

Which you won't need because our "instant item exploit" and "money dupe
exploit" work so well. Or maybe they don't.

> awesome instance maps

http://www.curse-gaming.com - click addons, click Atlas. Enjoy.

> Dual Wield For Magic Users

No I already told you, no!

> Max Out Ranged Weapon Skill Fast

By using them. Like, against enemies that don't die instantly and can't get
to you since you've learned how to kite. Which you won't if you don't play
and spend your money on worthless piece of "secrets" and "exploits" that
don't work.

> Name Exploit

Dude, we already... oh ok, I give in.

> Delete someones trade item Exploit/Bug

Yeah, sure.

> How to beat molten core without going thru it

Definition of beaten? Of course, let yourself port in by a 'lock to the
endfight is no big secret or do I miss the big sooo secret picture here?

> How to Ability dupe

grammar wrong there is. And no, you can't do this either.

> Get repairs for free

There used to be a trick, should be fixed.

> Tailor cash cow has come in

Greet her from me, then.

> Enchanting- getting to 110 fast

As if that would be a problem. Disenchant up to 90 (or was it 80?)

> Stop NPC From running/attacking and PK From Casting

Trap, silence, mc, whatever. Doh!

> LBRS Trick

ooooh lemme guess.. it has to do something with a chest?

> Tools you cant live without

And guides you can live without.

> How to tell when your rest experience will run out

Dude, you said I get unlimited. How should it ever run out?

> Stratholme exploit

Oh, THIS one is really worth it guys!

> 3g an hour at monestary with wowwarp

If you can't make 3g/hr in sm, you shouldn't try anything else making money
in this game. With or without whatever.

> Ultimate Warlock Soloing exploit

...

> Wowwarp walk through doors exploit

Die in front of door. Go through the door as ghost. Ressurect. Doh. Doesn't
even get you flagged, by Warden.

> Easy EXP and GOLD!

Do quests. Kill stuff. Sell loot.

> Aliance leveling ranged weapons and wands

Use them.

> How to avoid being ganked

Spend all your money on worthless guides and forget to pay for the WoW
account. Then don't play. Alternately, on sight of corpse-camping, log off
and log in with another char. Doh!

> Power Level 1-60 in 3 weeks!!!

Use your levelling service?

> Buy anything on ah for 1s

Yeah, sure that's why overprized stuff is always immediately bought out
with this trick, eh?

> 25G an hour hunting lvl 55+

Get in line at Tyr's, please.

> Mage AoE areas

Must really be something special, those AoE ares of mages.



Oh yeah, if you believe any of the crap he wants to SELL you, feel free to
get scammed. Actually you deserve it if you can't think of reasons why this
is a scam by reading his ad after some seconds.

Have a nice evening,

René

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