Re: (Black Friday)Took A Shit In The Girls Bathroom
- From: Philip Adams <padams27set@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 18:12:57 -0500
>I began "The Move."
>
>For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to
>explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any
>given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of
>physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any
>circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously
>approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones ass
>toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and
>pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It
>is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the
>flawless expulsion of shit at the exact same second that ones ass is
>properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that
>the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the
>event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a
>picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.
Interesting. I would dare say that "the move" is pretty much just
you. Most of us, I would think take our time and make sure we are
firmly on the John before we let loose.
>About two minutes later, my wife came into the bathroom not knowing
>what was wrong and with a certain amount of worry in her voice. I
>explained to her (still laughing and having trouble getting out words)
>that I had a slight accident and needed her help. Knowing that I had
>experienced some close calls in the past, she probably assumed that I
>had laid down a small turd or something
????
You've got some problems dude.
Still - funny story.
.
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