Bregs Query, Episode 1: Picked up some bear claws

Q: I picked up a few bear claws today in skyrimjob - are they safe to eat? I mean, these are real bear claws, not like those heart-attacks-on-a-stick you get at auto shows.

A: Excellent felching, old friend. I think you can lakertaste them quickly, or make a potion out of them that creates old cans of Surge out of thin air.

Next edition:
Can the old 86er be eaten in one sitting (shitting)? The only man to know is Dirk Pint, who managed to inhale a near-perfect old 86er after a good sharting.

Bregs, I DEMAND comeuppance. Here here~! open this paper bag, and do not scatter the discarded pogs of your childhood.

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