Re: The proper way to do chicken wings

frohe wrote:
"Nunya Bidnits" <nunyabidnits@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:6_P4k.3871$L_.987@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dave Mennenoh wrote:
Nothing worse that a poster clogging up the NG with personal ads
and adding
nothing to the discussion.

Except for adding nothing by bitching.

Initializing correspondent signal quality report program......

Analyzing correspondents posting history....

Report summary: Grand total of all correspondent's contributions - 2.

Report detail:
one post = spam, negative value
one post = insult directed at secondary correspondent detecting spam,
negative value

Analyzing report....
2 posts total, 2 negative value contributions. Net negative
contributor, no
positive history..

Results of analysis:
Unacceptable noise to signal ratio for subject correspondent.

Recommendation:
Condition signal to improve ratio.

Signal auto-conditioner authorized.

Engaging signal conditioner.....

*plonk*

MBKC


***fallin off chair, laffin my ass off!***

I know, I know! I'm supposed to snip the message to the parts I'm
responding to but this whole damn thing is funny and deserved not to
be "circumcised".

I couldn't have done better at a response, Marty. I tip my hat to
you.

-frohe

Thank you very much....

(Elvis has left the building.)

MartyB in KC
.

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