Re: Star Wars jokes (weak ones)
- From: Anybody <anybody@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:40:01 +1200
In article <1190211362.270614.50350@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Jedi
Apprentice <eddieh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On 19 Sep, 01:37, Anybody <anyb...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <p7XHi.138918$g.124...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Jedi
Jonny" <m...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Martin Mose Larsen" <mNaOrStPiAnM.mose.lar...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:31:49 -0700, Jedi Apprentice
On 15 Sep, 23:49, Anybody <anyb...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
These two jokes come form the kids' pages in the local TV Guide
(they're sent in by kids) ...
Q: What do you call a car that acts in movies?
A: Harrison Ford!
Q: What do you get when you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A: Star Warts!
Get out and never ever come back ;-)
Maybe Anybody was born somewere over in the Ford Galaxy??
Theres only one man who can assist you now...
The FORD ESCORT, (who is a bit of a FORD MAVERICK)
He will take you on a FORD EXPEDITION to the FORD FIESTA in a chariot
by a FORD MUSTANG.....
.....I'll get me coat
We all know the answer to everything is "42". Ford Prefect told us in
Hitchhiker's Guide. ;-)
And everyone knows ford is an acronym of "Fix Or Repair Daily"
Really?!?! I thought everyone knew Ford was an "acronym" for Mazda. ;-)
(For those who don't get it, they're the same company and simply sell
the same cars with different badges stuck on.)
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