Youtube clip from '96 - young man berates Dave

Several months back, I uploaded the Elaine Stritch skit from '96 and
so far it's gotten around 11,000 views. Today I uploaded a similar
clip from '96 where someone comes on stage and yells at Dave. Here, an
incomprehensible Scottish(?) guy comes on and berates Dave. Thought
readers of might enjoy it.

Anyone who can translate what the guy is saying (other than Dave drank
his "Rooty" and he wants to be compensated for it) gets bonus