This Dave in History - July 2

1996: For the first time in Dave's nighttime career, a brand new show
is broadcast on July 2. To commemorate this heretofore unrecognized
event, a new segment debuts: "On This Date in American History
According to a Dumb Guy": 1865: George Washington's ends World War I
by dropping an atomic bomb.

1996: Top Ten Things President Clinton Would Do If the Aliens Invaded
America - 5. Blind them by reflecting sunlight off his pasty white
thighs.

1997: Dave tastes a sample of White Fungus during Supermarket Finds
and spits it out.

1997: Top Ten Firecracker or Richard Simmons Nicknames - 3. Trouser
Blaster.

1997: Tonight's guest bowler - Marshall Holman.
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