Re: This Dave in History - September 22
- From: Brian Henke <Cincy43235@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:58:30 -0400
Brian Henke wrote:
Donz5 wrote:norice? buttitos?1982: Museum of the Hard-to-Believe: Leonardo de Vinci's script for
the pilot episode to "Love That Bob," and Mr. Time-Warp: a guy who
lives 2 1/2 minutes later than the real world.
1983: Ex-Yippee/current entrepreneur Jerry Rubin makes a cameo on
Viewer Mail, where he's to claim exclusive rights to a Late Night
video game but instead plugs "Genesis," a new food product. Vanessa
Williams appears as Miss America weeks before "Penthouse" publishes
revealing photos from her pre-Miss America days. Meanwhile, Hal Gurnee
celebrates the end of summer by buttoning up his second shirt button.
1985: Late Night wins its second Emmy for its Christmas show from
1984.
1987: Debuting a new Late Night bit, the Prancing Fluids are filled
with 20 gallons (or 300 bottles) of Scope Mouthwash. Meanwhile, Ask
Larry "The Big Man" Melman makes his farewell performance, as Dave
hands out pieces of the 10-foot-tall prop to audience participants.
1989: Top Ten Numbers Between One and Ten - 1. Five& Six (tie)
1992: Dave introduces a new segment, "What Are We Cooking?" by calling
Meg Parsont and asking her to identify what Biff is cooking on the
pavement. She guesses knockwurst. It's bacon. Later, Biff cooks steak;
Meg guesses barbecue chicken; finally, Biff cooks chicken, but Meg
guesses hamburger. Leanza Cornett, Miss America, 1993, appears on Late
Night.
1992: Top Ten Reasons Perot May Re-Enter the Race - 8. When asked if
he could win, Magic Eight Ball said, "Yes, definitely."
1993: Top Ten Signs You've Lost Control Of Your Country - 4. Ted
Koppel cuts your interview short for a late-breaking story on the
"Full House" twins.
1993: The roofcam spots Calvert DeForest outside the strip club
"Flashdancers" and later catches Tony Randall in the same predicament.
1993: It's raining, so Dave leaves the theater, hops into a taxi, and
helps the Yankee Stadium ground crew put down the infield tarp.
1993: James Earl Jones announces the Autumnal Equinox.
1994: Guest Bill Murray goes across the street and gives a pep talk to
the cast members of "Cats." Later, he annoys the cast of "Phantom of
the Opera."
1995: Dave invites two audience members to get a videotape clip of
"Showgirls" at the local theater. They return in time to show the clip
for guest "Showgirls" actor Gina Gershon.
1995: Top Ten Rejected 'Jeopardy' Categories (as read by Alex Trebek)
- 6. Itos, Titos And Fritos
1997: Top Ten Surprises in the New Fall Television Season - 5. For the
first time ever, the "Late Show" will use the word "waffles" twice in
the same list. 3. Waffles.
"1998: ESPN2 coverage: "Extreme Presidential Perjury."
1998: Top Ten Signs President Clinton is Telling the Truth: Actually,
there are none."
"1997: "Dave Talks To Kids", also, Bill Cosby sits "sit-down" comedy.
1997: Fake clip of President Clinton's motorcade.
1998: Dave asks Paul for a "singing bird clock" for Christmas.
1998: "Pedestrian Scandals" bit.
1998: Top Ten Kenneth Starr Turn-Ons.
1999: Stupid Pet Tricks: (1) trick fails-the dog doesn't grab its own
tail; (2) a pig controls a remote-control car with a lizard on it; (3) a
dog stands on a rope on its hind legs.
1999: In "Who Asked For It", we get a Regis cameo. Also, Top Ten
Announcements That Would Cause A Panic at the Country Music Awards."
2000: rerun.
2001 and 2002: weekend.
2003: Dave says that while he was in Montana, he saw the largest bear
he's ever seen in his life. The bear trashes the kitchen. Eventually,
the bear leaves the house thanks to M-80;s.
2003: Clip of Paul and Martin Short at the Emmys.
2003: Emmy Dead Actor Montage: Uday and Qusay Hussein.
2003: Top Ten Things I Want To Say To All Americans, presented by Miss
America 2004, Erika Dunlap: 7. "So far this year, I have more wins than
the Jets."
2003: Our good friend Dr. Phil gives Dave a little quiz if Dave is ready
for fatherhood.
2003: David Bowie performs.
2004: Cold open with CSI: NY stars Gary Sinise and Melina Kanakaredes.
2004: Nobel Prize winner Professor Robert Mundell reads from Paris
Hilton's book Confessions of an Heiress. Dave says, "This is solid gold."
2004: Star Wars clip; A monkey shoots lasers from its eyes at a station
wagon.
2004: A message from John F. Kerry: "As President, I will do whatever it
takes, as long as it takes, to / make/ children wade through garbage on
their way to school."
2004: Biff attends the CSI: NY premiere at the Ed.
2004: Top Ten Ways CBS News Can Improve Its Image: 4. If it turns out a
story is wrong, give away 276 new cars.
2004: Our first guest is Kelly Lee Ripa.
2005: Stump the Band: Stephanie Cooper of Denver - "Gray Squirrel"; Ron
Daum of Portland, Oregon: "Washington Twist" (CBSO plays the tune of
"Peppermint Twist"; Alvin May of Cincinnati recites the 1975 Cincinnati
Reds lineup and includes Lee May (traded to Houston in 1971 in the Joe
Morgan trade); "Something In My Pocket". The band goes 0-3.
2005: Graphics technician Ron McGugins puts away the Late Show Bear.
2005: Five-second Bible.
2005: Top Ten Signs Your Airline Is About to Go Bankrupt: 7. You norice
your landing is being covered by the local news.
2005: Australian Rules footballer Brett Backwell - who (nN) had his
lering finger of his left hand cut off - is a guest.
2005: Fat Lance Armstrong appears.
2006: Late Show Ventriloquist Week In Review. Dave makes it to a People
magazine list: Celebrities We Wish Were Dead.
2006: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating Spinach: 2. What
would Popeye do?
2006: Ventriloquist Week concludes with Todd Oliver and Irving.
2006: LeBron James takes his talents to the Ed.
2007: weekend.
2008: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: GWB: "Are you having
buttitos for lunch?"
2008: Harry has started to play soccer.
2008: Former President Bill Clinton appears.
2009: "and now, the only furniture polish you'll ever need...David
Letterman."
2009: Exactly a year after he was a guest, former President Clinton
appears. Also, exactly three years later, LeBron James takes his talents
again to the Ed.
2009: Act 5 announcement by Alan: "Stand clear of the closing doors.
59th Street is next. Stay tuned, Shorty!"
2010: Monologue: "Congratulations...The world's oldest man turned 114
today in Montana. If you want to get him a present...hurry!"
2010: Trapped Chilean Miners update: the miners put on a production of
"Oklahoma!"
2010: Presidents on the Late Show bit: Carter, Clinton, Roger Maxwell,
Bush and Obama.
2010: Animal dance week continues with Jammie Kemmerer and Huey the
dancing macaw.
2010: Top Ten Things Overheard at the United Nations: 3. "Jeez, they
gave Jim Belushi another show?"
2010: For the first time since his bizarro appearance, Joaquin Phoenix
is a guest.
2010: Tom Jones performs. (My parents saw him in concert in 1977!)
Now here are some words of wisdom from our good friend Dr. Phil:
"I can't get a tooth filled and not regret it."
Cincy43235@xxxxxxx
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Now here are some words of wisdom from our good friend Dr. Phil:
"Troy, you're pregnant."
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