Re: Mock Top Ten Mock-a-Rama for January 2011 Dark Week

On Jan 29, 11:41 am, lpfeffa <lpfe...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


5. Ate one of those little packets in a shipping box labeled Do Not
Eat

Two or three nights ago, I dreamed I *did* start to eat one
of those things, but realized what it was and spit it out.

When I was in the Army I noticed two interesting things about the
Claymore mines we were taught to use:

1.) They resembled Olive-Drab frozen pies, and -to the Army's way of
thinking- needed the words "Claymore mine: Do Not Eat" stenciled on
one side.

2.) Stenciled on the other side were the words "This Side Towards
Enemy".

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