Re: Mock Top Ten Mock-a-Rama for January 2011 Dark Week

On Jan 29, 1:55 pm, James Langdell <jameslangd...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Jan 28, 5:39 pm, Traci <hoosiergir...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Top Ten reasons Charlie Sheen was rushed to the Hospital

(aggravated hernia from laughing too hard my ass)

MOCK TOP TEN: Reasons Charlie Sheen Was Rushed to the Hospital

10. Violent collision with two guys in a Secretariat costume

9. Thought he was chugging Johnny Walker Black, but is violently
allergic to Johnny Walker Green

8. One of the hookers was wearing the wrong strap-on

7. Practicing too hard for possible remake of Fear and Loathing In Las
Vegas

6. Tripped on his little pookie bear doll and fell down a few stairs

5. Ate one of those little packets in a shipping box labeled Do Not
Eat

4. Just wanted a little "me time" and some morphine

3. Accidentally saw one of his sitcom episodes and got the dry heaves

2. Hysterical pregnancy

1. After making a stupid move with a paring knife, he would have
qualified as his TV show's half man

--James

James,

Don't stop. Never stop.

Sally
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