Re: OT: Top Ten Reasons You Know You're Self-Absorbed

On Jan 8, 3:05 pm, James Langdell <jameslangd...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


Top Ten Reasons You Know You're Self-Absorbed

10. You've killed 13 people while driving because you admire your eyes
in the rear view mirror.

9. You start your OWN television network, and name it for yourself.

8. When the balls drop on New Years Eve...you xcheck to see if they're
still there

7. No #7 tonight: writers are too self-absorbed to write anything
funny.

6. Every night when Alan Kalter says, "And now, the man who ...", your
mind races with thoughts of, "Is it me? Is it me?"

5. You consider opening up your own deli just so you can name a
sandwich after
yourself.

4. You become agitated when people refuse to kiss your ring, and
you're not the Pope or The Godfather.

3. Even though you turned into a vampire, you still spend a lot of
time looking into a mirror.

2. Both of your friends address you as "Mister Leno".
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