Re: Barbara Walters' earlobes

garyd wrote:
On Dec 23, 8:51 am, Suzanne Femmer <steves...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Dec 22, 5:18 pm, James Langdell <jameslangd...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:





MOCK TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR EARLOBES ARE BECOMING LONG
10. You can stir you coffee with them
9. You've trained them to pick up the newspaper from your driveway
8. They're able to receive broadcasts of CSPAN-3
7. Guys from the Guinness Book of World Records are camped out on
your lawn
6. You can fit a garden hose through the piercings
5. You need to wear three staggered pairs of earmuffs to stay warm
4. You're earlobes are registered with a tissue donation agency to be
shipped directly to Prince Charles, just in case
3. You used to be employed as a life model by artist Basil Wolverton
2. Your earlobes are tattooed with the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled
Banner" -- all four verses
1. You accidentally got hired into a bloodhound pack, but you stick
around because you needed the work
--James
Thanks for making me laugh!

Suzanne

Actually, those are probably fake earlobes made from extra skin after
one of her facelifts. When they do facelifts they often have to remove
the earlobes. I noticed that Paul Simon lost his ear lobes after his
face lift and now I've noticed that he now has earlobes again. I also
noticed that Jane Fonda has the same phenomena as Barbara Walters.

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang out?
.

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