Re: Top Ten Mock-A-Rama for August 2009

R H Draney wrote:
James Langdell filted:

MOCK TOP TEN: UNPACKED THOUGHTS RATTLING AROUND FOR MOCK TOP TEN LIST
ITEMS

10. Turtle Wax

9. A necklace of strung together gilded donut holes

8. Eva Gabor, Hubert Humphrey, and Gustav Holst

7. Looking for pancakes in all the wrong places

6. Force Gitmo prisoners to ride magic teacups 24/7

5. Mr. Mulligan in a pants suit, slapping a map with a flyswatter

4. Radio Flyer red wagon filled with bottles of cheap tequila

3. Garfunkle & the Mysterians

2. A giant sundial that recites haiku, averaging eight bleeps for
every seventeen syllables

1. "Paging Robert Cohen! Paging Robert Cohen!"

The next time someone asks me for a definition of Dada I'm going to send him
this post....r

Does that happen to you a lot?

--
HPR (cannot remember ever being asked for a definition of Dada)
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