Re: Top Ten Mock-A-Rama for August 2009

Here's a fresh on-spec sample

MOCK TOP TEN: LEAST POPULAR NEW-AGE HEALTH TREATMENTS

10. Bacon body wrap

9. Vermouth colonic

8. Acupuncture using tiny pointy flagpoles with armed services flags

7. Diagnostic divination with fresh harp seal vicera

6. Roomba massage

5. Microwavable Bach flower extracts

4. Rat whispering

3. Police chalk indicating chakras in body outlines

2. Moxibustion burning Chesterfield butts

1. Macrame tourniquet

[The last item is the title of my favorite album by Cake.]

--James

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