Re: Palin Resigning



Rod Fernandez wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Governor Of Alaska:
10. They offered her the 10:30 spot.
9. Owed favors to Mark Sanford and Michael Jackson.
8. Todd knocked her up again, and this time it's septuplets
7. Willow's pregnant and Alex Rodriguez is the father.
6. Wants to devote more time to shooting animals from helicopters.

5. Detected some advance elves in the state from Santa Claus's planned
gubrenatorial campaign against her

4. Less government is good.

3. Moving to Florida. Wants to see Cuba from her house.
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  • Re: Palin Resigning
    ... They offered her the 10:30 spot. ... (R H Draney) ... Owed favors to Mark Sanford and Michael Jackson. ...
    (alt.fan.letterman)
  • Re: Palin Resigning
    ... Owed favors to Mark Sanford and Michael Jackson. ... Todd knocked her up again, and this time it's septuplets ...
    (alt.fan.letterman)
  • Re: Palin Resigning
    ... johnny bobby bee wrote: ... Owed favors to Mark Sanford and Michael Jackson. ...
    (alt.fan.letterman)