Re: OT: SQL & Dave

On Mar 23, 5:09 am, Maybe <Maybeso...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
On Mar 22, 9:07 pm, Sally <SallyDr...@xxxxxxx> wrote:

You know what I think, Donz? I've come to the conclusion that you're a
romantic.

You'd never forget an anniversay or birthday or anything. The only
thing your woman would complain about would be your database of the
when where why and how relating to your sex life together.

[The rest of it snipped]

In other words, Sally doesn't know either.

I truly hope that at some point before we all die, Sally will, dear
god, learn to control her impulse to ramble with abandon online with
anything that strikes her fancy, regardless of the topic. Until then,
it is and will forever remain an obnoxious, pointless, narcissistic,
unfocused, and breathtakingly dull diversion.

In other words, Sally, thanks so much for offering your oh-so-helpful
advice to the questions I raised.


Maybe...hoping *someone* can help Donz with his project!
.

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