U.S.Keds Still The Apex
- From: Robert Cohen <robtcohen@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 13:38:21 -0700 (PDT)
I get no lifts from AIR JORDANS
Nobody in my hood donned 'em in 1951 so far as I can recall
Youns that buy the spammy waffle ironed fake rubber pretigious brand
imitation shoes never experience what real souls are about
The highest & most respected class of soda pop & tennis shoes were
"crepette."
And they were sold in tasteful "department stores," not pretentious
boutiques of duplicious puns like " foot-lockers" nor via seductive
spam from the exotic Inner Mongolia
They stilll make smoothy tennis shoes in petit bourgeoise pancake
factories en Paree...Kentucky.
But, neverthelees, If a robot offers to sell a tennis shoe below
retail price maintenance, then
alll it takes are credit card numbers which are of course perfectly
secure
Sole, get 'em, and keep in mind that no sales taxes are added
The 1000 percent guaranty: Wear for two fortnights, and return for 50
percent refund if dissatisfied
Each pair machine signed by a Michael Jordan Wannabe
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