Re: Monologue Prediction: Thursday 2/7

Foxy wrote:

On Feb 7, 10:43 pm, Brady <watercl...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Earlier this evening, I went into a relatively mild trance. During the
course of the trance, I encountered a man. He was wearing a fedora, and
he said his name was Horace. I was impressed by Horace's confident gait
& cocksure carriage. However, his voice was slightly distracting. (He
sounded, eerily, like the late character actor Jack Dodson. Which was
odd, as he *looked* like the late character actor Allan Melvin.) Anywho,
long story short: the mysterious man known as Horace gave me a preview
of tonight's monologue. The following is what he said we can expect.

"Happy Chinese New Year, everyone. It's the Chinese New Year -- the Year
of the Rat. Were you aware of that? Yep, the Year of the Rat. And
wouldn't know it: I'm still writing *Year of the Boar* on my checks."
<<rim shot; laughter; applause>>

And then Horace and I went & grabbed some cocktails.

Brady


You've got to give up Mountain Dew for Lent.

I'm considering *increasing* my Diet Mountain Dew consumption for Lent.

(Would/could that be considered sacrilegious?)

Brady
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