Re: OT: Hunting accident

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses for his
hunting accident!

10. Thought it was Bin Ladin!

9. Itchy trigger finger (if you know what I
mean)

8. Thought he saw weapons of mass
destruction in his friend's pants. (Marcia)

7. Mistook fellow hunter for former
FEMA director Michael D. Brown.

6. Thought he was hunting for Dan
Quayle.

5. Lost temper after argument about
wabbit season or duck season.

4. Mistake while practicing for LS "Stupid Human Tricks" audition.

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Relevant Pages

Re: Which Weapon / Pairing?
... Misc-D3E4AB.08080223062006@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Miss Elaine Eos" ... Young Martle wrote: ... But it's DUCK season! ... Wabbit season! ...
(alt.smokers.cigars)
Re: Science Fiction and Fantasy
... thought I saw a duck. ... No, it's wabbit season. ... your answer would get you in real trouble somewhere around ... That's better than two left feet, at least if one is right-handed. ...
(rec.arts.sf.written)
Re: Duck Question (time critical)
... Michael Wild says. ... Brown the duck or chicken leg-thigh, ... It's kind of our benchmark for braised duck or chicken leg. ...
(rec.food.cooking)
Re: Which Weapon / Pairing?
... But it's DUCK season! ... Wabbit season! ... Is this the one where Hawkeye refuses to shoot the rabbit? ...
(alt.smokers.cigars)
Re: MODERATOR NOTE: Spring Housecleaning 2013
... All hail the benevolent DIG! ... Duck season? ... Wabbit season? ...
(talk.origins)