Top 10 Oprah Top 10 jokes
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- Date: 1 Dec 2005 15:33:11 -0800
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THE Letterman lampoons
So Dave and Oprah hook up again tonight (see story on FYI cover). I
thought about running a top 10 list of what to expect tonight, ending
with the possibility that for once, Letterman might actually have more
viewers than Jay Leno. But, upon further review, here instead are my
top 10 Oprah jokes from actual David Letterman top 10 lists. They're
all viewable in the archives at cbs.com.
10. From "Ways to bring down the deficit": Impose $29.2 billion tax
on everyone named Oprah.
9. From "Death defying stunts Robbie Knievel won't try": Screwing
up Oprah's lunch order.
8. From "Things overheard at the New York City marathon": Out of my
way, Oprah!
7. From "Things you won't overhear at a sports bar":
Hey...Oprah's on!
6. and 5. From "Articles in Oprah's new magazine": "You Suckers
Will Never Know What it's Like to Live in a Solid Gold Mansion,"
and "Do What I Say or I'll Make Another Movie."
4. From "Advantages of being executed on 'Donohue' ": Unlike
with Oprah, you don't have to worry about Phil stealin' your last
meal.
3. From "Ways to annoy an IRS agent": Tell him, "You know who
makes a lot of money? That Oprah."
2. From "Things Columbus would say about America today": How did
you choose the leader you call Oprah?
1. (It's a tie). From "Ways Oprah is celebrating her victory (in
the Texas cattle case)": Starring in the new Broadway musical
"OprahHoma," and Losing another 200 pounds by dumping that deadbeat
Steadman.
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