Re: Pathetic Frogbrain whore






From the "Does Howard Ever Say to Beth ... " thread

COFFEE CAKES: Does Howard ever say to Beth, "Why the long face?"

PAULIE WALNUTS: No but he is offering to pay for her BRIDLE shower. He did
not want to SADDLE her with that debt.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: She is a horse face.

BENRAND: he's commissioned a Gallop Poll for opinions on if he should marry
her.

RICHIE: He told her that she could take the reigns and hoof it to the
Hamptons. It's their mane residence.

DIANE aka WHATEVER: Betho says she is from Pittsburg .. but she is really
from Fillydelphia.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: That's just because he is heading to the Mustang
Ranch.There's a little filly there he wants to mount.

BENRAND: Yeah, but he's so sulky. I hear the horseflies are terrible at the
Ranch, they go away if you feed them cubes of sugar.

PAULIE WALNUTS: since it was alright with her mudder, Howie's asking her
fodder for her hoof in marriage..hope dad doesn't say "neigh!"

PAULIE WALNUTS: Think she'll be saddled with a prenup?

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: I think she foaled Hoohoo into not signing one

PAULIE WALNUTS: Look for a canter as part of the wedding ceremony

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: I hope Hoohoo is not so nervous the he gets the trots

PAULIE WALNUTS: She always wanted a stable life..first got interested when
she thought she heard that Howie was a rodeo personality.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Thus proving she only does him for the bucks

PAULIE WALNUTS: at the reception they're serving pinto beans washed down
with Colt45's.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: You guys are bucking funny. Real comedy Thoroughbreds

BENRAND: Maybe, if she whinnies hard enough. She'll feel like she's going
around in circles however, but the finish line is in sight.

RICHIE: one hears 'she's' hung like a ....

VELVET: I hear she keeps the fridge stocked with Colt .45.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Everyone will be horse after all that singing and
celebration!

PAULIE WALNUTS: If you thought BethOats was loud, you shoulda heard her
sister Winnie!

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Is that the one that lives in Mane?

PAULIE WALNUTS: Yeah, and before that, Hays Kansas.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: By way of Filly

BENRAND: She's from Denver, a big Broncos fan.

LAB~RAT: Ya know, this thread is just tack-y.

BENRAND: It has all the makings of a good western, with lots of horse
wrangling.

DIANE aka WHATEVER: We are just HORSING around .

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: What makes you think we want to curry favor with you?

PAULIE WALNUTS: Yeah, just show him the gait

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Don't upset LR- he isn't very Stable.

BENRAND: Don't spur him on.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Yeah we don't want to listen to him whine "Whoa is
me!"

BENRAND: No doubt, it would be like going back to horse-drawn carriage days,
and I would be whipped if that were the case.

PAULIE WALNUTS: he's sure feeling his oats, isn't he.

BENRAND: Just as if he were put out to stud.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: And the mare gave him the key to the city.

PAULIE WALNUTS: just revealed in a SteppingOut Beth profile"

Favorite child actor: Alfalfa
Favorite band: Hall and Oates
Favorite cuts of meat: Belmont Steaks
Favorite comedian: CarrotTop
Favorite outfit: halter top and chaps
Favorite thing to do: singing in the rein

BENRAND: You'd better be carrying a horseshoe for good luck then.

QUEENIE: Let's put him out to pasture.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: I think Diane is calling a halter to this madness.

BENRAND: Why? She did a great job grooming this gelding of a thread.

QUEENIE: Beth probably chomping at the bit for us to end it.

PAULIE WALNUTS: Looks like she's gonna become another nightmare for Howie
unless he muzzles her.

BENRAND: Nah, he's got blinders on.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: So you aren't trying to shoe us away from the
subject?

DIANE aka WHATEVER: WHOA .... You couldn't be Farrier from the truth ...

BENRAND: WOAH! It was like running a steeplechase reading that thread.

Thanks for rustling that together Di, it was running around like Wild
Horses...

BENRAND: You ever see the movie "They shoot horses, don't they?" I saw it
at the Palomino Theatre.

THE CUNNING LINGUIST: Like everyone nose where that is.


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