Re: Would you shake Stern's hand?

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On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:02:33 -0400, lab~rat >:-) wrote:

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On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:13:11 -0400, lab~rat >:-) wrote:

Howard doesn't like shaking hands, and neither do I.

Germ freaks are funny.

Hey, you know in my business the guy could have just come out
of a portable toilet and not washed his hands or handled some
toxic material
without gloves. And there's always the possibility that they
jerked
off
or otherwise handled their ***.

Haven't you? I even picked my nose earlier today. By the time
I shake
the next person's hand, any stray *** skin cells or snot will
be long
gone from my hand.

That's what YOU think. Me? I'm not taking chances.

BTW, I was in a Pollo Tropical last week and they have one of
those soda dispensers where you make your own drink (what?
we'll be cooking
our own fucking chicken next?) and this big-lipped brother comes
out and fills his cup with soda. Then he takes a big drink,
then presses
the side of the cup he had his big lips on against the plastic
bar you
push to fill your cup. Now I'll never forget that as long as I
live.

*** that, better safe than sorry.

And I find it odd that you think Stern is funny. Are you
turning gay?

Bwaha. The things I think are funny about Stern aren't the
things he's
trying to be funny with.

Maybe he's trying to be erotic with all his gay stuff and you're
falling for it?

Like the black burger lady I saw at McDonalds .. she had those
long 'claw-like' fingernails and she turned a burger over with
them. What can
be
filthier than those long nails ? I keep mine manicured, but short
and I
know how you can get all sorts of nasty stuff underneath short
nails., I
mean, how the hell does she wipe ?? I am sure she doesn't have a
bidet ..


Iv'e seen one trying to dial her cell phone with those things. I
can't even imagine how the hell she could wipe.

How the hell DO you wipe with those things on the ends of your
fingers?


Jeremy>

Maybe you don't .. When I was going to college I was in the line at
the bookstore waiting for books. The line wasn't moving. When I got
to the front of the line, I see that the reason was the damn cashier
had claws and
was ringing up books using the eraser end of a pencil.



The turnpike toll collectors are notorious for that. Part of the
reason I use SpeedPass.

--
lab~rat >:-)
Stupid humans...

When you bitch and complain about it, if that person happens to be
black, they start with the racist stuff .. white or black .. it pisses
me off and is nasty to look at, let alone think about.

It is gross. I wouldn't let ANYONE with those things touch my food. And
I'm not a germaphobe like Rat either.

Yeah, well remember that next time you go to a BBQ restaurant and
you're eating ribs with your fingers. Then you grab the BBQ sauce and
it's all sticky from someone that wiped their ass, didn't wash and
handled it right before you did.

I suppose you grab the public bathroom door knob with your bare hand
as you exit, too. You're gross...

--
lab~rat >:-)
Stupid humans...
.