Re: YOU ARE UNDER THE GOBLIN'S SPELL!!!


"Diane aka Whatever" <whoever@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:V_OdnVIRp5PhEWbfRVn-qA@xxxxxxxxxx
> If you don't know, I won't waste my time telling you. You must read this
> newsgroup with your eyes closed.
> I am going to look into my crystal ball because I don't want to take the
> blame if I am wrong ..
>
> You are either:
> 1] a new stern fan. [my best guess.] Under the age of 30.
> 2] an intern ..
> 3] or long time listener, sal the stockbroker wanna be.
>
> You don't like what is said about your hero .. and you stop there, never
> seeing the talent in this group. Too bad for you .. Just one other thing
> .. what is it that would keep people reading here daily for up to or more
> than 10 years if it isn't for the genius in here. And don't say something
> stupid about people not having a life .. This newsgroup is OVER FLOWING
> with talented .. SUPER FUNNY .. Quick with a come back - better than that
> MORON BENJI - jokewriters.
> .

I have been reading and participating in this newsgroup sporadically since
1992, most likely longer than you. I constantly alter my name because
sometimes I want to agree with an enemy, but not allow him to know about it.
I have had serveral verbal battles with the regulars here (usually when they
discredit me for liking something on the show), and have been unimpressed
with their alleged 'wit', which seems to consist of retorts such as "you're
retarded," "you're gay," "you're a douche bag," "you're a retarded gay
douche bag," and similarly ingenious remarks. Nobody in here shows signs of
being able to verbally spar above the level of a 6th grader, including
yourself.

For instance, you attempt to diffuse the primary negative assessment that
can be made about you from what limited information we have: "don't say
something stupid about [anti-hoo hoo obsessed] people not having a life."
What makes this statement stupid exactly? Its accuracy? The fact that it is
the one true thing that can be said about you without knowing any additional
information? Announcing that this statement is stupid is your way of
conceding that it is true, and that you do not want to be reminded of the
truth yet again. The sheer frequency of your posts gives a hint that there
is something missing in your life that compels you to post feverishly to
newsgroups, defending strangers and the weird anti-stern ideology/fixation
that none of you kooks has ever been able to fully explain; we get that you
don't like him, so why waste all this time? Do you not have anything more
productive to do? The fact that you tried to dismiss this insult before it
is even uttered is pretty strong evidence that it hurts you to hear it. In
an argument, one would never preemptively say, "Mentioning my fat ass is off
limits" unless one had a fat ass and did not want to be reminded of it yet
again.

As to your accusation that I am an intern, etc.... It is no wonder why you
think the people in this group are talented - you clearly have zero reading
comprehension. I mentioned multiple times that I am a passive fan of the
show, and have clearly stated that I am not interested in Howard enough to
continue listening after his move to Sirius. And you dare assert to me that
you won't waste your time telling me who these phantom talents are, when you
won't even waste your time reading the original post? You are more defensive
of your anti-Hoo Hoo position than you accuse the "interns" of being with
regards to their "hero." Why else would you jump on a thread without even
reading it (unless, as I suspect, you simply didn't understand it)? As
mentioned in my original post, you cannot accept that somebody kinda likes
the show, or finds parts funny. It is inconceivable, in your madness, to
concede this as a possibility without the person being a full-blown "goblin
ass licker" or whatever the current description you give to anyone who says,
"I liked one of the bits today."

I need not rehash the general insults that you've been subject to for so
long. Having eviscerated you in this post, I don't expect a reply, except
maybe from one of your demented counterparts wishing to be dashed
themselves, in yet another display of that odd tendency for you disturbed
individuals to defend each other. And whatever reply I receive, I'm sure,
will be in one of the following forms:

1) You're an intern.
2) Thanks for posting Sal.
3) You're a ***.
4) You're a douche bag *** intern douche.

Yet another scathing rebuke from the many talented writers here at
alt.fan.howard-stern!


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