Re: Computer enthusiasts wanted

John Doe wrote:
> Psychopath troll
> see also:
> alt.os.windows-xp
> Gazwad
> Gloria Goitre
> Fred
>
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam ***-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>
>> Path:
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>> From: "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam ***-off-and-die.com>
>> Newsgroups: alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt
>> Subject: Re: Computer enthusiasts wanted
>> Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:14:46 +0545
>> Organization: comp.os.linux.advocacy.short.sharp.botty.burps
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>> alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt:448502
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>> John Doe, <jdoe usenet.love.invalid>, the non-existent, smoke-dried
>> flunky,
>> and bull milker, barfed:
>>> "JAD" <kapasitor earthcharter.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> go to 24 help desk and recruit Kadatchia Man
>>>
>>> I still don't get it. How did you figure that out?
>>>
>>> Just curious. Just curious. Just curious.
>>
>> Maybe it's because I have a very popular tech support website that
>> gets 1
>> million+ hits a year without any advertisements, *** for fucking
>> brains.
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